LAST UPDATED 1 OCTOBER 2026

Terms

Parody

This is satire and commentary on a matter of public interest. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Manchester City FC, the Premier League, any club, sponsor or player. Club and player names identify the real-world subject; no official logos or marks are used. In-game schemes, receipts, extras and verdicts are fiction and make no claim about any real person or organisation.

Data

Market values are from Transfermarkt via an open dataset. Prices in today's money, wages and ratings are our own estimates for a game and may be wrong. Don't use them for anything that matters.

Leaderboard

Keep names civil. We may remove entries that are abusive, impersonate someone or contain personal data, and we may reset the leaderboard.

No warranty

The game is provided as-is, free of charge, without warranty of any kind.

Contact

angus@lamps.works